OMG...too funny

So trying to figure out which blog connects to the next ...i came upon a blog that had a ditty on this: Husband training made easy. I burst our laughing. You see young ladies...it's not really about training...it's sincerely about growing up and understanding life a bit more. When I was younger...I just didn't understand my husband...I took things wayyyyyyyyyy too seriously...omens etc...Then I figured out...guys are just guys...:O  :)~

Just the other day I rec'd a funny...but oh so true outlook about women who are 40 and I swear...it's the truth...but the time you get here (40)...what used to irk you will no longer at all. Check it out...


CBS commentator, Andy Rooney on women over 40:

“As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

 Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?’, here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass… It’s about learning to dance in the rain.”

One readers response that I really liked was this:
Debra

It is so nice to hear words of encouragement coming from a man even if he is old as dirt ...